There’s got to be a limit to this…

Posted on May 2, 2010

There’s got to be a limit on this whole, “it’s MY day” thing. Am I the only bride-to-be on earth who’s freaked out by reading the big wedding message boards?

There’s a huge industry around weddings these days, which is certainly why so many people opt to elope or have more simple DIY affairs. I understand why so many ladies (and men) get sucked into this massive spinning vortex of blowing money on things that NO ONE will remember, but I’m not even talking about that. You don’t have to spend a lot of money to be a crazy b on your wedding, nor will you be one because you had a blow-out.

After reading these boards I’ve compiled a mental list of things I don’t think bride’s really have the right to ask…

- You do not have the right to dictate how your bridal party cuts or dyes their hair. If you had a friend who had pink hair before, you can’t expect her to go “natural” for “you.” That’s insane.

- You cannot ask your bridal party to get fatter, paler, thinner, or in any other way “uglier” than you. This is also insane.

- Unless you are extremely wealthy or this is part of a theme, considering an entrance in a PRIVATE JET or a HELICOPTER is not only semi-insane, but a logistical nightmare. No, you cannot land a private jet anywhere you want.

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